Tuesday, May 29, 2007

whoo! miss universe time

yup that time of year again. time for Donald Trump to gel up the old door mat glue it to his head and get stuck into the new round of sweet young things.
for the rest of us non billionaires, we get to watch it on TV, get a group of mates together and bitch about the ones with big asses, bad nose/boob jobs and vote on which one blew the most judges. for all you girls feigning revolt, admit it, you all do it too. just for the record, our annual Miss Universe gathering/bitch session has several female regulars who get stuck in more than the boys.
Somehow, no matter how fugly Miss USA is, she'll always make the final cut. It's a darstardly ratings, adverts thing. Well with old Head-Rug running the show how can it be anything but rigged and sleazy.
Miss Japan the winner this year which is a surprise. Historically the Asian block has been pretty lean on talent, with Miss Singapore/Malaysia/Taiwan perpetual favourites for the Miss Canine Award.

No comments: